An Angel or a Monkey

Well here I am again on this day of December and I can tell you it is VERY VERY WINDY outside today, partly cloudy, and in for some nasty winter weather later this evening.

I hate going to Wally World THIS time of year, for that matter any holiday I HATE going to that store. Too many people there, just standing around and not enough in the check out lanes or checking everyone out!. I hate crowded places, I'm one of those that has the people she wants to be around or conversate with all wrapped up in a bow, not a very neat one but its a bow.
I'm one that has very little tolerance for those who STOP all of a sudden and can't decide to go down this way or go that way or just shuffle across the way. I'd rather get in the store get what I'm after and get out, right?
WRONG. But I am one of those who fly through the dreaded place when I have no little ones toddling along or I'm not having to run to keep up with a 4 yr old there.
Yesterday my daughter and her "Man Friend" went to Fayettville to do some Christmas shopping and once again I'm at home with my loving, adorable, playful, mischeivious, into this and into that Grandsons. Sounds like fun right? Well it and they can be LOTS of fun!!!
But not when you are left with one that is teething, screaming his headoff(so to speak), and constipaited like a a plugged up drain pipe.
VICTORY!!!! I WASN'T THE ONE WHO GOT THE LOADED DIAPER THIS AFTERNOON!!!!! And IT WAS A LOADE (GUN) DIAPER to the HILT!

Now this little guy, God love him and so do I, but yesterday and ALL last night me and him constantly bumped heads and I was the one catching hell for mommy not being home.
Mommy was gone from 1:30 in the afternoon till 12:00 a.m. with her man friend and don't think I let her get by with being gone THAT LONG!
I told her she needs to get home and get this child before I lock him in a DARK room, she kept telling me to just put the play pen in her room, put the baby in it and close the door. I kept saying no thats not the room I am talking about and get home bevofre you pull up and find me sitting butt ass naked on the prorch and find that child swinging in circles from the celing fan.
She would tell me "we will be there in a bit" this was at 7:00 pm, I popped off" when in 3 more hours?!" she told me no, I told her I'm not fooling around, this baby is making me think all kinds of unkind thoughts because what he did for the MOST PART was scream and cry and no matter what I did to try to please him he'd get louder.
EACH TIME!
So God Bless Big bubby for helping his half crazed Am'Ma. He would step in and do his best to keep his baby brother happy by playing chase, but when baby fell down the chase was over and the crying continued, the big brother would drag out his play tent to play with baby brother and laugh and giggle and romp and roll on each other and around. but when baby bumped his head the fun was over and the crying continued.
My daughter kept trying to get me to go take a xanex, NOT ME!
I get something in my system like that and she'd have no house , no tree, nothing to come home with. Them boys would of taken advantage of it all and would of redecorated the house and me, I hate being drugged up and kids running the roost.
Like I said earlier she got the LOADED diaper!
I told her last night NOT TO EVER GO OFF for that length of time like that again and leave me with a teething child.
She TRIED to get by with" we didn't realise how late it had gotten."
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DON'T LIE TO MOMMA AND MAKE HER LOOK LIKE A DUMMY
I was satisfied when I had seen she finally gotten the message.
I told her that when my friend / lead got back up to being her self and has her daughter and new grandson home from the hospital that Patty and I were gonna go out and get drunk!
And that Jessie was going to be dealing with the boys, because I'm planning on let'n loose and have fun no matter if my heels are on the ground or in the air. Get your mind out of the gutter, if you knew me like alot know me you'd know what I meant.


Well getting off here and closing this chapter for now gonna go color the grey in my hair that I colored not to long ago.:)
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL!
HAVE A SAFE AND FUN ONE!
Not a smart move.